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REVENGE LADY'S RULES

1. Get mad....then get even.  It's justice, plain and simple.

2. Revenge is healthy. Don't listen to those mealymouths who tell you otherwise.  You're teaching people to behave better.  At the same time you're getting icky poisonous feelings out of your system once and for all.  What could be healthier?

3. Remember, Karma is a good thing.  Be sure everyone gets his or hers...in this lifetime. You're helping to bring the scales of justice back into balance and restore order to the universe.

4. Revenge is excellent self-therapy. It's far cheaper than a therapist and much healthier than pigging out on a box of donuts.

5. The punishment should always fit the crime. In other words, don't go nuclear over something trivial.

6. Always aim your revenge where it hurts the most.  Go right for the jugular.

7. Let your creativity blossom.  Don't go for cliches like slashing tires. Yawn. Be original. Enjoy yourself. Give your mark an experience they'll never ever forget.

8. Don't break the law.

9. If you have to do something you're not proud of, be sure to cover your tracks well.

10. Have fun. If you can end up laughing at the jerk who wronged you, you're well on your way to being over it.

11. Once revenge is consummated, move on. It's over.

Sounds good so far?  Let's move on now to the QUIZ .  This will help you determine whether your personality is suited for revenge.

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