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Top Ten Bumper Stickers from Hell
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1. Honk if you ARE God.
2. Don't annoy me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
3. I Need Another Beer...
You're Still Ugly...
4. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.
5. We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by.
6. If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
7. I date this boy for two years - and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name.'
8. I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
9. All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money doesn't buy happiness.
10. I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
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